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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/23/2014 at 14:44 • Filed to: None

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2006 Porsche Cayman S

Flare out the fenders for some wider tires, upgrade the brakes, trans, suspension, and give it a proper LSD. You know, what Porsche should have done.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 14:46

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No, put it in this:

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 14:47

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Everyone wants to do that. Someone just has to do it, because Porsche won't.

DConsorti > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 14:48

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na... in this

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 04/23/2014 at 14:49

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Just the idea of this would leave you wrapped around a tree.

lone_liberal > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 04/23/2014 at 14:51

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That would be the greatest thing ever! I have no idea who could drive the thing and live, but it would be glorious.

Soloburrito > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 15:19

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I'd go with a first-gen Boxster since that car will be about half the price of the motor itself.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 04/23/2014 at 15:30

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No, they made turbo models from the factory

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 15:31

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Obvious answer is obvious.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 04/23/2014 at 15:35

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I wasn't asking what you would put it in.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 15:40

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http://www.corvairforum.com/forum/viewtopi…

What about an AWD Corvair?

Where have all the lightweights gone? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 15:52

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Or you could just do this:

RUF 3800S

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Where have all the lightweights gone? 04/23/2014 at 15:55

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You could, but those look ugly.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2014 at 16:02

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Didn't care if you did! I'm old, crotchity, and just volunteered it. Oh yeah, now get off my damn lawn before you kill my weeds.

Philbert/Phartnagle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2014 at 20:07

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Hey, I think that will fit in my lawnmower....20 foot rooster tails of grass should be fun!